Nigerian man with N1.5M seeks advice on profitable business to invest on

Nigerian man with N1.5M seeks advice on profitable business ideas to invest on

A Nigerian man garners numerous opinions from online users as he pleads for lucrative business opportunities he could invest in with N1.5M. Armed with N1.5 million, he was eager to make a wise investment that could generate substantial income, hence, his quest for knowledge. Recognizing the importance of prudent financial decisions, he reached out for guidance, seeking assistance from an influencer, @jon_d_doe on X to help identify a suitable business venture and prevent any potential wastage of his funds. “Good morning High chief, I am sorry for breaking No DM rules. Please sir, I need your followers advice on this sir. I have N1.5M I wanted to invest but I don’t know the kind of investment I can do that will yield good income and I don’t want squander the money because money is not easy to get this day. Kindly assist to put this out. Thanks,” he wrote.

Nigerian man with N1.5M seeks advice on profitable business ideas to invest on

Business ideas from netizens to invest N1.5M A_usti said: “Lease land. Learn an Agric skill. Do your research. I suggest cash crops. Start small. Thank me later.” Emmanuel said: “If you want a daily income business that you can do from any location, then learn the digital skill OTC TRADING. It’s a low risk but rewarding business model that you grasp in a very short period of time. If you want medium-long term investments, invest in Nigeria stock market.” Keymanh_ reacted: “Use am buy fuel at the current price. Drive into a very thick Bush. Build a shade and house it there. That money will triple before March 2024.” arike_jane said: “There are lucrative businesses you can do and yield profit. Business like palm oil, Grain storage, Drinks business. If you have a land you are not using you can build small place,and go into pig farming the business is very lucrative talking from experience.” seundavidpaul penned: “First lock the money down in your account for a short term to yield interest. Secondly, study your immediate environment to know the needs the people are lacking or scarce. Once you discover it/them, devise how to proffer solutions to that by making such available or more available to them. Make your business is very customer friendly. “Make sure the prices for the goods/services you are about to offer have little or no difference from other places. Finally, don’t expect much profit for some time, keep going and networking, there will be a great difference after later.” Jussblaze9 said: “As at early November a bag of saesem seed was 65k. Now it is 130k. You would have doubled that cash. Palm oil season is coming. Buy store & sell later, u will make about 70% gain. Then buy gnut & continue the circle, you go blow in few years. This is just a tip of the iceberg.” 

Man overjoyed as he regains freedom after years in Kirikiri prison

Man overjoyed as he regains freedom after years in Kirikiri prison

Man overjoyed as he regains freedom after years in Kirikiri prison

A young Nigerian man counts his blessings as he finally gets released from Kirikiri Maximum prison after being incarcerated for a crime. A video making the rounds on social media captured the moment a man tasted once again after spending years in a confined environment.

Man overjoyed as he regains freedom after years in Kirikiri prison

In the video, he was seen exiting the Kirikiri Maximum Security Prison in Lagos while his family waited outside to welcome him. With overwhelming joy in his heart, he bounced out with humility while his bags were brought out by unknown individuals. Sharing the video on TikTok, he captioned it, “After how many years in Custody..God still show me way.” The video has since generated a wave of reaction as many find his exit humourous while others simply welcomed him back. Reactions as man regains freedom after years in Kirikiri prison taiwo_junzi said: “This one doesn’t look repentant o!!! 😂.” perrysignature2 added: “Why he come dey waka like the owner of the prison.” obaksolo stated: “Welcome back BIG BOY❤️👏 Nigeria don hard pass when you go o😂😂😂😂.” tontolofabrics reacted: “This guy was definitely the BOSS in the pris0n😂.” officialjimmyovs noted: “This one na presido for prison,e no get wetin u wan tell me😂😂.” losgiddy wrote: “Who’s going to explain to him that phones don’t have keypads anymore and that 9ice is no longer the artist of our time 😭😭😭.” Watch the video below … @apocarlypto After how many years in Custody..God still show me way#Oghenedoh ♬ PRAY – Bnxn

“N1.2m or nothing” – Man heartbroken as in-laws insist on collecting N1.2m, despite offering N600k to marry their daughter

"N1.2m or nothing" - Man heartbroken as in-laws insist on collecting N1.2m, despite offering N600k to marry their daughter

"N1.2m or nothing" - Man heartbroken as in-laws insist on collecting N1.2m, despite offering N600k to marry their daughter

A young Nigerian man’s dream of marrying his Benue lover has been crushed due to an enormous marriage list of N1.2 million presented by his girlfriend’s family. The heartbreaking story was shared by the man’s friend, Udam Samuel Aseer, in a Facebook post on January 5, 2024. According to Udam Samuel, his friend’s plans to get married hit a roadblock when the in-laws insisted on a whopping sum of N1.2 million marriage list, effectively doubling the initial budget of N600,000. The revelation has sparked a wave of reactions on social media, with many expressing shock and dismay at the exorbitant demands placed on the groom. The aspiring groom, whose identity remains undisclosed, had saved and planned meticulously for his marriage to his girlfriend, only to face an unexpected hurdle. The bride’s family allegedly presented a detailed marriage list that included a range of items, ceremonies, and financial contributions, totaling the significant sum of N1.2 million. Udam Samuel Aseer, in his Facebook post, sympathized with his friend’s plight, describing how the young man had earnestly sought to fulfill his dream of marrying his girlfriend. See below;

"N1.2m or nothing" - Man heartbroken as in-laws insist on collecting N1.2m, despite offering N600k to marry their daughter

Man develops giant breasts after being sucked by a giant snake every night

Man grows giant breasts after being sucked by a giant snake every night

A Zimbabwean man has left many baffled after reporting the development of unusually large breasts, allegedly as a result of nightly milkings by a mysterious creature believed to be a snake. Zimbabwe’s local news is buzzing about the strange case, sharing detailed accounts of the man’s distress and his search for help. The unidentified man sought help from Archbishop Emmanuel Mutumwa, leader and founder of the Johane Masowe eChishanu Apostolic Church based in Bulawayo. Convinced that he had fallen victim to witchcraft, the man participated in one of Madzibaba Mutumwa’s cleansing ceremonies in a desperate bid to reverse the bizarre phenomenon.

Man grows giant breasts after being sucked by a giant snake every night

According to the man, the inexplicable growth of his breasts commenced with a peculiar sensation on his chest, gradually leading to the development of sagging breasts. To his astonishment, he claimed that a colossal and unidentified creature, suspected to be a snake, would milk him every night. Describing the encounters as eerie, he detailed feeling a phantom touch and pressure on his skin during these nocturnal events, akin to someone engaging in intimate relations from behind. In an interview with B-Metro, Archbishop Mutumwa confirmed the incident and declared that the man had indeed become a victim of witchcraft. Mutumwa explained that the man’s sensations of an intimate presence suggested that a family member had cast a spell on him, leading to these bewildering occurrences. “It’s true that he came for help and from the way he was narrating how they are being sucked for milk at night by a snake, it was clear that he was bewitched. The fact that he also felt another man sleeping with him from the back makes it clear that someone from his family cast a spell on him.”  “The Archbishop assured that through his prayers, the man would be healed, and his sagging breasts would vanish. He further mentioned that he had assisted numerous individuals who had approached his shrine with similar issues,” the archbishop said. See below;

Man sends hot mail to company that rejected his application letter

Man sends hot mail to company that rejected his application letter

A Nigerian man has left netizens in stitches with his response to a job rejection email from a company in the UK. After applying for a support worker position at the company, Dayo received an email from the HR department stating that his application was unsuccessful. However, instead of accepting the rejection, Dayo crafted a witty reply that took the internet by storm. Dayo’s response to the HR representative in post a post shared on X by @HenryHennery, showcased his determination to secure the job. In his email, he expressed gratitude for the previous response and humorously declined the rejection itself. Dayo boldly announced that he would be present at the company’s premises on the 9th of January to acquaint himself with the team. He wrote; “Dear HR, Thank you for your response. I could sense the empathy in the previous email. However, I regret to inform you that I reject your rejection. I will be present on the premises on the 9th of January to acquaint myself with the team. Best wishes, Dayo.” The HR representative, Sonia, was taken aback by Dayo’s humorous response. In her reply, she thanked him for his email but pointed out that his CV stated he was based in Nigeria. Confused by Dayo’s intention to visit the premises in person, Sonia requested clarification on which premises he intended to visit, reminding him that the company was based in the UK. She wrote; “Good afternoon Dayo,
Thank you for your email, your cv states that you are based in Nigeria, therefore could you please tell me which premises you intend to visit on the 9th January? As we are based in the UK.
Kind regards.
Sonia.” The unexpected exchange between Dayo and Sonia added another layer of amusement to the story, leaving netizens eagerly awaiting Dayo’s amazed. @fazygodspower reacted: “Omoh, na who gree really lose.” @MikeUbaka said: “Tell them that you will be there no matter what.” @BigSwissMo commented: “You need answer am say u don dey road dey come. Ur bus don won move.” @onowu reacted: “The mail shock HR.” @prof_pius said: “They want to know where to tell police to wait for yours.” @HopeRemy reacted: “What a year this is going to be because what is this?” See the post below: New Year Motto is working for me already NO GREE FOR ANYBODY 👍 https://t.co/Jgfa141IDY pic.twitter.com/WmSNECAhIJ — HenrNry (@HenryHennery) January 4, 2024

Moment man suddenly slumps as he arrives at his birthday party

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A video that has caused a frenzy online captures the moment a man slumps and falls to the ground as he arrives at his birthday party. The celebrant was about to break into a dance routine, immediately after entering the venue, when he experienced a health issue that caused him to tumble to the ground.

man slumps birthday

Celebrant. He stayed on the dance floor for a long time, which caused some fear and alarm. Attending friends and family began laughing, believing it was all part of the dance. When they saw he wasn’t putting on an act, some of the attendees hurried to see to him. After the event, the man was apparently taken to the hospital by ambulance. Read some reactions below: bettyjb_ said; “That was a seizure!😳😳😳😳May God Bless that Man that put him in a recovery position as soon as he noticed” doctore27 wrote; “Did the first responder check for vitals? Before putting him in recovery position? Well for starters, only put an unconscious fellow in recovery position if they are breathing and heart rate is good, we do this to open the airway and prevent aspiration in the event of regurgitation.. otherwise call for help and start CPR” headiesneckies said; “This is to show how fickle life can be, life indeed is too short. For those that think they can do any how they like with their lives please rethink it again. Nobody knows the day, hour, minute or second it will happen, we all need to embrace God into our lives. Accept Jesus today as your personal Lord and saviour so that you can experience life after death in heaven.” craftsbykelechi stated; “CPR is what everyone should be taught in case of eme…rgencies . None of them could even remember that? Chai💔” msmmakan stated; “From his movement, I could tell he was already feeling it. Learn to listen to your body. Whatever it is you doing, once you feel dizzy, please find a place and sit down.” 9jawoman stated; “They all thought he was giving them vibes until they saw his unusual facial expressions I suppose 😢. Must be a cardiac arrest 😢. May his soul rest in peace, amen.” Watch the video below:

Man ends romance months after lover accepted marriage proposal

"I am done, she cheated and lied" - Man calls off relationship 2 months after lover said 'yes' to marriage proposal

A heartbroken man has called off his marriage plans with his beautiful lover just two months after she accepted his proposal. The man, @ObakengGeorge, revealed in a series of tweets on X (formerly Twitter) that his now ex-lover cheated on him, lied, and even resorted to physical assault by calling her brothers to gang up on him.

Man. His statement: “I am done with mjolo! She cheated, lied, and when she realized that I knew, she assaulted me physically and called her brothers to gang up on me.” This revelation comes only two months after he proposed to her, a moment he previously shared on his social media pages, capturing the kiss exchanged after she accepted his marriage proposal. As the post circulated on the internet, concerned individuals flooded the comment section to share their thoughts. See some reactions below: @OKWYtycoon: “Just 2months? This is why you need to do your background checks very carefully before proposing to anyone!” @dipoaina1: “Lol.. she probably thought you don’t have the capability to detect her cheating traits. Did she leave your house straight to another man’s place and lied about it?” @MavoWorld: “Is she much older than you?…. would you rather leave her and her financial support in this economic climate?” @DarkeyThema: “I’m sorry, my chief. I know what you are going through. With time, we heal.” @IAMGIFTSA: “Sorry bro and thank you for letting us online inlaws know , abanye just move without notifying us I don’t like that.” @SirBrayneZA: “Sorry bra; you seem to have done everything well to commit to her but sometimes love isn’t good enough.” @MsGugstar: “Yhoo two months after proposal🥹, this is sad. Press charges for assault, don’t let them get away with it.” SEE POST:

Gay man advises fellow gays in Nigeria to get married to women

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“If you’re a gay man in Nigeria marry a woman” — Gay man advises fellows“If you’re a gay man in Nigeria marry a woman” — Gay man advises fellows A gay man has advised fellow gay men in Nigeria to get married to women as coverup because of the condemnation they face in the country. He shared the post which has now received backlash on his Twitter account, @chimeeadioha. This is coming just after Toyin Lawani exposed Nigerian gay men who get married to unsuspecting women and still cheat with other men. “If you’re a gay man in Nigeria marry a woman” — Gay man advises fellows“If you’re a gay man in Nigeria marry a woman” — Gay man advises fellows The young man believes it is a means to escape the constant homophobia in Nigeria and these gay men should do all they can to survive. In his words; “Please, if you’re a homosexual man in Nigeria & you have the capacity & ability to marry a woman, please marry. Navigating an intense homophobic society where heterosexuality is forced upon you requires anything you can do to survive this oppression you can’t control.” However, many Netizens have strongly condemned his actions and refuted his advise. SEE POST HERE “If you’re a gay man in Nigeria marry a woman” — Gay man advises fellows“If you’re a gay man in Nigeria marry a woman” — Gay man advises fellows SOME REACTIONS TO THE POST @sophiaposh wrote: “You’re a very wicked man, I hope she cheats on you severally and births twin boys as a result of her infidelity” @phychem111 said: “This is unfair to the unsuspecting woman who have sexual expectations from her spouse. Make this kind man no near any of my people o” @KingTaiwo_ asked: “How does marrying a woman fix this?” @LupinIkenga commented: “This is pure wickedness and I don’t wish this on any woman” @exoticmadam advised: “Under the agreement that she knows you are homosexual and she is okay with the marriage”

Nigerian man counters accusations of being broke on date

"I paid 60k, asked you to add 8k" - Nigerian man embarrasses lady as he counters accusations of being broke on date

A Nigerian man has taken to X, formerly Twitter, to expose a lady who called him out and accused him of being broke, while also claiming that he calculated their bills on a date. According to the lady, the said man, during her date, calculated the bills for the meal they both ate.

"I paid 60k, asked you to add 8k" - Nigerian man embarrasses lady as he counters accusations of being broke on date

For illustration purpose. She posted on her media page, “I hate being on a table with a guy that calculates everything. If you don’t have money, stay at home pls… it’s fvcking embarrassing.” Not long after, the said man, who she went on a date with, posted text on his social media handle, explaining that the said lady couldn’t even afford to pay the sum of 8k after he paid about 60k for their food worth 68k. He said, “To start with @simplegbemi, we both know the date idea was yours, proof dey! Or you thought I wouldn’t see this? The whole bill was 68k, I paid 60k and asked you to add 8k.” “Obviously, your problem isn’t me recalculating the bill, it’s the 8,350 you added. Your reply was, ‘it’s fine I’m cool with it.’ But you come dey rant online, no be say you really fine sef, with the strands of hair wey dey your jaw lmao. You wey I be wan just wan manage for Q1.” The response of the man attracted more attention on social media, with many people taking to the comment page of the post to share their observations. See some reactions below:  @XBrianDennis: “Who gave you the audacity to ask a broke girl for 8k? Do you know how many months of data that money will buy her?” @ElvincineA: “Question ..so nah just 8k she add on 60k for date wey she initiate …why broke girls proud like this abeg?” @Oluomoofderby: “Next time share the bills mate……..It’s 2024. Our women need to start sharing bills on dates. Enough is Enough. Every kobo counts.” @Wizarab10: “True true, wetin you do no good. Person dey battle poverty all her life, you say make she add 8k. You no know say fear of God enter am? Na Janary breakfast she drop like that so.” @kayzywizzzy: “No mind am, person weay ask me for 5k I send am finish she say why I no add charges, say I dey act broke, I go drop receipts if she talk nonsense, person weay dey ment.” @dboutcert: “If this is true I am not surprised. It is how I exactly imagined. Some certain women are not ok upstairs someone paid 60k out of the bill you can’t even help with 8k😵‍💫😵‍💫 alatenuje. And as for you, you are mumu and a simp it’s her date Idea but you are the one paying.” SEE POST:

“God no go let me born man wey woman dey feed”

“God no go let me born man wey woman dey feed” - Phyna continues dragging Neo

Phyna, a reality star winner has taken to her Snapchat to continue dragging her colleague, Neo Akpofure for describing her as a “razz” person”. Phyna, a reality TV celebrity and former Big Brother Nigeria winner, took to Snapchat to prolong her rivalry with Neo Akpofure. Unyielding in her stance, she revealed her feelings about giving birth to a man that other women would have to support, even going so far as to call Neo a “prostitute” in a Snapchat post. A succession of long laughing emojis accompanied her statements, indicating her disgust. “God no go let me born man wey woman dey feed” - Phyna continues dragging Neo“God no go let me born man wey woman dey feed” - Phyna continues dragging NeoPhyna, Reality star. source: Google “God nor go let me born man wey women go dy feed sha. I mean a brostitute” This latest development followed Phyna’s previous podcast appearance with Pere Egbi, during which she discussed the reasons for her distaste of Neo. Phyna recounted an event from the Big Brother Nigeria All Stars reality program in which Neo voiced unhappiness with her and her language. She claims that during a conversation with someone, the individual employed a popular slang she frequently uses. Neo instantly objected, citing his dislike of the slang’s affiliation with someone he considered “razz.” Phyna, on the other hand, defended herself, stating that Neo, given his lowly roots and tribulations, should not be hasty in passing judgment.