Salute Mr. President : THINGS TO EXPECT IF DBANJ BECOMES PRESIDENT

1. If Dbanj becomes president, he’ll give Don Jazzy a state pardon. But Dr Sid will be banned from Aso Rock. And JJC.

2. If Dbanj becomes president, Koko Mansion season 2 will return. Because every president should have a first lady.

3. NBC will ban all Kanye West songs. He’s at fault for D’banj’s struggles.

4. His campaign slogan will be “I’m D’Banj”

D'banj at the 2016 Nigerian Entertainment Conference.

5. In fact, Aso Rock will be renamed ‘Koko Rock’

6. He will finally tell us what the koko is.

7. School children will learn how to play the harmonica. Ministry of Education will make sure of that

8. Akon will have permanent residence in Nigeria. He’s feeling the nigga

9. The presidential fleet will be full of Ferraris and Lamborghinis

10. He will appoint a Presidential Stylist. Let’s be real, Bangalee can dress