“This is unfair, I couldn’t breathe”

"This is unfair, I couldn't breathe"

A Nigerian lady has exposed a co-passenger for continuously farting during their flight from Lagos to Casablanca. According to her, she repeatedly voiced her distress, but each time she closed her mouth, another fart would be released.

“This is unfair, I couldn’t breathe” – Lady calls out co-passenger for farting consistently during flight from Lagos to Casablanca
Photo Credit: @iamrenike Source: Twitter She went on to explain that the situation became so unbearable that it woke up another passenger who had been asleep on the same plane. In her words: “That reminds me. If you were the person farting every 10 – 15 mins straight on Royal Air Maroc (Lagos to Casablanca) on the 21st of May from 7:10 am to 11:30 am, I want to let you know that you’re very wicked. “I prayed to God to either block my nostrils or block your anus. You’re very wicked. Very very wicked. I almost ran mad. “I started speaking very loudly on a 4 hr flight. Saying “THIS IS UNFAIR! I CANNOT BREATHE. HOW CAN I BE ON A 4-HOUR FLIGHT AND NOT BE ABLE TO BREATHE PROPERLY” You heard me loud & clear and as soon as I finished you dropped another one and I want to let you know that you’re mad. “I sprayed perfume into a face mask and wore it and I could still smell it. Like the prev dose of fart will be lingering in the air and this person would drop another one. I could tell which was old and which was new. It was a never-ending cycle of air pollution.” Reacting to this, @MaryAfọlábí wrote: “I’m laughing so hard, tears are running. Likeeeee, what is this description?? But still, I can’t imagine how terrible this experience was for you, when it was happening. Must’ve been harrowing. Mehnnnnn.”

Xavi Hernandez bemoans “unfair” comparisons with Pep Guardiola

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Barcelona manager Xavi Hernandez has said that comparisons with his former teammate and coach Pep Guardiola are not helpful for his managerial career. Despite delivering Barcelona’s first La Liga title since 2019, Xavi has faced criticism for his pragmatic style of play, which has led to several narrow victories and a strong defensive record. Xavi Hernandez bemoans unfair comparisons with Pep GuardiolaGuardiola and Xavi having a handshake at a match. Source: Getty As a former player under Guardiola, who led Barcelona to unprecedented success with his “tiki-taka” philosophy, Xavi feels burdened by the expectations to replicate his style. Speaking to TV3, he said; “The figure of Guardiola is weighing me down as a coach. I don’t think it’s fair to constantly make the comparison. It happened to me when I was a player as well. Everyone has to turn the page.” While Xavi said he does not feel there has been universal support for what he has achieved at the club, he does feel valued internally, with a new contract until 2026 expected to be agreed soon. Xavi Hernandez bemoans unfair comparisons with Pep GuardiolaGuardiola and Xavi having a handshake at a match. Source: Getty He added; “Yes. We will come to an understanding sooner rather than later. “I know the club will make as much of an effort as they can and there won’t be any problems. I’ll end up renewing and hopefully I can continue here for many years.” Xavi’s tenure as Barcelona’s head coach has brought the club so much success. Barcelona has already secured the Primera Division trophy for the 2022-23 season. With their domestic success confirmed, the team will aim to end the campaign on a high note in their final match against Celta Vigo on Sunday, June 4.

“Despite the unfair things you said about Tonto Dikeh, she never exposed your 21 story building make up”

"Despite the unfair things you said about Tonto Dikeh, she never exposed your 21 story building make up"

Controversial Nollywood actor, Uche Maduagwu, lambasts the lifestyle influencer, Bobrisky, following claims of his unhealthy skin.
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This comes after a fan expressed shock at the state of the crossdresser’s skin after bumping into him for the first time.
Taking to Instagram to lampoon Bobrsisky, Uche Maduagwu praised Tonto Dikeh for holding back on the secrets of her ex-friend.
"Despite the unfair things you said Tonto Dikeh, she never exposed your 21 story building make up" - Uche Maduagwu mocks Bobrisky

“Despite all the unfair things you talk about mama king she never for once expose your 21 Storey building make up, neither did she complain about the gigantic KroKro wey full your face like fuel scarcity. You and kunu filter suppose do music Collabo,” he wrote.