“Three days of chatting, no single comma, full stop, or question mark” — Teacher dumps lady over punctuation A school teacher identified as Pope Itodo narrates his encounter with a lady whom he dumped after three days of texting due to her poor punctuation. The young man took to his Facebook page to rant about his hectic talking stage experience with a lady.
Pope Itodo on Facebook According to Itodo, the lady has not used a single punctuation in three days of texting her. He added that without the punctuation marks, her chats give him a headache while struggling to figure out the appropriate meaning of the sentence. “I know I just met this babe but I can’t do this anymore. Three days of chatting and she has not used a single comma, full stop, or even question mark! She will just say “Have you eaten”. What is that? Are you asking a question or telling me something!? Am I asking for too much? I am not even saying you should use anything fancy like a semi colon, hyphen, or exclamation mark! And apart from lagos all states in Nigeria are proper nouns! What is abuja?” he wrote.
Reactions trailing teacher who dumped lady over punctuation Oluwa Rhoda wrote: “You’re not asking for too much.” Aninath Okpongete reacted: “Correct her politely,use a gentle helpful tone,let her know it’s a big deal for you.. That’s if you really care about the relationship sir.” Mercy Ezeam said: “I think you deserve what you are getting and please stop disturbing us you are not the only ons looking for comma fulls top exclamation mark apostrophe you leave Lagos and find comma where you dropped it.” Vee Vian commented: “This drives me so crazyyyyy… I legit just leave the conversation for you, before I pull my hair out. I do not ask for much… Just put a bladddyyy question mark, when you ask a question.”
Justin Biljow on international duties for Netherland. Source: Getty Although Onana is happy to stay at Inter, there is a huge appetite from Erik ten Hag to bring his former player to the Premier League where he could serve as David de Gea’s long-term replacement. Talks have so far proven complex with Inter as the Champions League finalists continue to hold firm in transfer negotiations. United’s director of football operations David Harrison is said to have flown to Ibiza earlier this week to hold face-to-face discussions with Inter sporting director Piero Ausilio. Those with knowledge of negotiations are suggesting United could turn their back on the transfer. The Athletic reported that Manchester United have made contact to sign Feyenoord’s Justin Bijlow, who could be an alternative target for Onana. The 25-year-old, who kept 15 clean sheets last season, is viewed as a cheaper alternative to Inter Milan’s Andre Onana, though nothing has advanced regarding a bid. 
Andre Onana at a match for Inter Milan. Source: Getty A fee of £40 million for Onana could prove too steep for Ten Hag’s side as officials are working with a net spend of around £100m for the entire transfer window following Financial Fair Play (FFP) constraints. As a result, Bijlow could find himself higher up the list than he may have expected, as United looks to replace the long-serving Spaniard, one of the last players in the dressing room to have won the Premier League at the club. Bijlow is a current senior international with the Netherlands side, and has eight caps to his name, having also made up part of Louis Van Gaal’s 2022 World Cup squad in Qatar, though he failed to make an appearance. 
