“Three days no comma, full stop” — Teacher dumps lady over punctuation

Teacher dumps lady over punctuation

Teacher dumps lady over punctuation

“Three days of chatting, no single comma, full stop, or question mark” — Teacher dumps lady over punctuation A school teacher identified as Pope Itodo narrates his encounter with a lady whom he dumped after three days of texting due to her poor punctuation. The young man took to his Facebook page to rant about his hectic talking stage experience with a lady.

"Three days of chatting, no single comma, full stop, or question mark" — Teacher dumps lady over punctuation

Pope Itodo on Facebook According to Itodo, the lady has not used a single punctuation in three days of texting her. He added that without the punctuation marks, her chats give him a headache while struggling to figure out the appropriate meaning of the sentence. “I know I just met this babe but I can’t do this anymore. Three days of chatting and she has not used a single comma, full stop, or even question mark! She will just say “Have you eaten”. What is that? Are you asking a question or telling me something!? Am I asking for too much? I am not even saying you should use anything fancy like a semi colon, hyphen, or exclamation mark! And apart from lagos all states in Nigeria are proper nouns! What is abuja?” he wrote.

Reactions trailing teacher who dumped lady over punctuation Oluwa Rhoda wrote: “You’re not asking for too much.” Aninath Okpongete reacted: “Correct her politely,use a gentle helpful tone,let her know it’s a big deal for you.. That’s if you really care about the relationship sir.” Mercy Ezeam said: “I think you deserve what you are getting and please stop disturbing us you are not the only ons looking for comma fulls top exclamation mark apostrophe you leave Lagos and find comma where you dropped it.” Vee Vian commented: “This drives me so crazyyyyy… I legit just leave the conversation for you, before I pull my hair out. I do not ask for much… Just put a bladddyyy question mark, when you ask a question.” 

“14 days to apologize” – Celestial prophet calls out David Ibiyeomie

"14 days to apologize" - Celestial prophet calls out David Ibiyeomie

A celestial prophet has given Pastor David Ibiyeomie 14 days to apologize for his comment about celestial churches. The prophet, who identified himself as a “Bonafide celestial prophet,” stated that Pastor Ibiyeomie made a terrible mistake and that he needs to apologize to the celestial community. This is coming after pastor ibiyeomie confessed during a sermon that he does not like white garment churches. During the service, the televangelist stated that he despises that particular denomination because of their worship style. Ibiyeomie warned his congregation that if people knew what they do in their churches, they would despise the Celestial Church of Christ. Reacting to this, a celestial prophet reiterated that if Pastor Ibiyeomie did not apologize within 14 days, he would “visit our God.” He said; “I am saying that I want to speak to Mr or Pastor David Ibiyeomie, I am a Bonafide celestial prophet. But what he said to we the celestials, he really made a terrible mistake and as a man of God, we are expecting him within that 14 days that supreme evangelist speak against him to apologize. If he did not, this is not a word of threat, he will visit our God.” See the video below:

Man divorces wife 2 days after she fought with his mother over food ‘on their wedding day’

Man divorces wife 2 days after she fought with his mother over food 'on their wedding day'

Man divorces wife 2 days after she fought with his mother over food 'on their wedding day'

A  marriage of only two days has come to an end as the newlywed husband has filed for a divorce, citing his wife’s disrespectful behavior towards his mother. This story was shared by Nigerian zoologist Abdullah A Abdullah, who sought advice from netizens. Man divorces wife 2 days after she fought with his mother over food 'on their wedding day'Man divorces wife 2 days after she fought with his mother over food ‘on their wedding day’ According to Abdullah’s account, the husband’s decision to seek a divorce was triggered by an incident that occurred during their wedding reception. At that time, some guests from the groom’s mother’s side arrived when the available food was running out. The only remaining delicacy was a portion of food that the bride had set aside for her own parents. The mother-in-law approached her daughter-in-law and discreetly requested some of the food to share with the newlyweds, as it seemed unfair for them to have nothing after traveling from afar. However, the bride firmly refused, insisting that the food was meant solely for her parents. Despite the mother-in-law’s pleas, the bride took back the food and poured it into the cooler. This action prompted the mother-in-law to slap her son’s wife, who retaliated in response. Although the husband learned about the altercation, he decided not to create a scene during the wedding reception. However, two days later, he filed for a divorce. Abdullah mentioned that the divorce case is currently ongoing, and despite his mother’s appeals for forgiveness and reconciliation, the husband remains adamant in his decision.  

Few days after Iya Gbonkan gets car gift, she flaunts her newly completed house

Few days after Iya Gbonkan gets car gift, she flaunts her newly completed house

Few days after Iya Gbonkan gets car gift, she flaunts her newly completed house

Veteran Yoruba actress Iya Gbonkan has flaunted her newly completed house a few days after she was gifted a brand-new car. Recall that a United Kingdom-based film promotions company named Alexes gifts a new car to the actress after she cried out that she has been relying on motorcycles and public transportation to reach film locations.

Few days after Iya Gbonkan gets car gift, she flaunts her newly completed house

Veteran Yoruba actress, Iya Gbonkan. Photo credit: Iya Gbonkan. Source: Google Iya Gbonkan was accompanied by Alirat Adunni, well known as Tamotiye, and Toyin Oladiran, also known as Abeni Agbon, to take over the car gifted to her. In the video, she was seen shedding tears of joy and expressing her gratitude. In a new development, the newly completed house of Iya Gbonkan has popped up on the internet. The Yoruba actress while speaking with the pastor, explained that her joy has filled her up, such that she’s not hungry for food. Iya Gbonkan added that she never thought she could live in a house as good as the one she got. In her words: “I haven’t been hungry all day because my joy knows no bounds. I never thought I could live in a good house.”

Nigerian artist set to paint for 3 days, Guinness World Records approves

Nigerian lady set to paint for 3 days, Guinness World Records approves

A talented Nigerian artist, Oyinlola gets a go-ahead from the Guinness World Records as she aspires to set a new record for the longest painting session. The artist conveyed that the project is scheduled to commence on Saturday, October 28, and conclude on Monday, October 30. She referred to it as a remarkable and creative journey.

Nigerian lady set to paint for 3 days, Guinness World Records approves

Oyinlola, a Nigerian lady who is set to attempt the record for the longest painting time. Credit: lola_mewu / Twitter Oyinlola extended an invitation to fellow Nigerians, urging them to participate and contribute to upholding the nation’s honor. Additionally, she mentioned her intention to seek sponsorship for the upcoming event. Sharing a snapshot of her approval from Guinness World Records, the artist wrote; “But I can’t do it alone. I’m seeking sponsors to help make this historic event possible. By supporting me, you’ll not only be part of a record-breaking achievement, but also contribute to the promotion of art and creativity worldwide.”

Nigerian lady set to paint for 3 days, Guinness World Records approves

Oyinlola’s acceptance letter from the Guinness World Records. Credit: lola_mewu / Twitter Gm 🙈❤️🤭 I’m thrilled to announce that Guinness World Records has given me the green light for the longest painting marathon! On October 28-30th 2023, I’ll embark on an incredible journey of creativity and endurance.⬇️ pic.twitter.com/WboQcjZyOL — Oyinlola 🍀 (@lola_mewu) June 11, 2023 Reactions trailing attempt to break the record for longest paint time OluMichael_ said: “Looking forward to the date, we will be here to support you.” TweetOnReality said: “Honestly nothing like have a good news and I can imagine how happy it is to receive such a recognition. Big congratulations.” Mzdharmie said: “This is huge.” crunchyoreoX said: “Yooooo. That’s crazyyyyyyyy.” molara said: “Wowww Oyin…this is really amazing. I’m rooting for you.” _yomiee said: “Congratulationsssss. I’m really rooting for you.” teminiikan said: “Now this is how to go about it. We’re for you girl.” n6oflife6 said: “Congratulations. I wish you well with your attempt. Pls keep us all Posted on your venue so we can come support you. 🥳 Very soon Na Only Nigerians Names go full GBWR. Pls take all Precautions not too inhale The Paint fumes. LETTTSSS GOOOOOO..!!”

4 children who disappeared 40 days after surviving plane crash in Amazon jungle found alive

4 children who disappeared 40 days after surviving plane crash found alive in Colombia

Four Indigenous children who disappeared 40 days ago after surviving a small plane crash in the Amazon jungle were found alive Friday, Colombian authorities announced, ending an intense search that gripped the nation. The children were alone when searchers found them and are now receiving medical attention, President Gustavo Petro told reporters upon his return to Bogota from Cuba, where he signed a cease-fire agreement with representatives of the National Liberation Army rebel group.

The rescued children with soldiers The president said the youngsters are an “example of survival” and predicted their saga “will remain in history.” No details were immediately released on how the youngsters managed to survive on their own for so many days. The crash happened in the early hours of May 1, when the Cessna single-engine propeller plane with six passengers and a pilot declared an emergency due to an engine failure. The small aircraft fell off radar a short time later and a frantic search for survivors began. Two weeks after the crash, on May 16, a search team found the plane in a thick patch of the rainforest and recovered the bodies of the three adults on board, but the small children were nowhere to be found. Sensing that they could be alive, Colombia’s army stepped up the hunt for the children and flew 150 soldiers with dogs into the area to track the group of four siblings, ages 13, 9, 4 and 11 months. Dozens of volunteers from Indigenous tribes also helped search. On Friday, the military tweeted pictures showing a group of soldiers and volunteers posing with the children, who were wrapped in thermal blankets. One of the soldiers held a bottle to the smallest child’s lips. The air force later shared a video on Twitter showing soldiers using a line to load the children onto a helicopter that then flew off in the dark. The tweet said the aircraft was headed to the town of San Jose del Guaviare, but gave no further details. “The union of our efforts made this possible” Colombia’s military command wrote on its Twitter account. During the search, in an area where visibility is greatly limited by mist and thick folliage, soldiers on helicopters dropped boxes of food into the jungle, hoping that it would help sustain the children. Planes flying over the jungle fired flares to help search crews on the ground at night, and rescuers used megaphones that blasted a message recorded by the siblings’ grandmother, telling them to stay in one place. Rumours also emerged about the children’s whereabouts and on May 18, President Petro tweeted that the children had been found. He then deleted the message, claiming he had been misinformed by a government agency. The group of four children had been travelling with their mother from the Amazonian village of Araracuara to San Jose del Guaviare, a small city on the edge of the Amazon rainforest. They are members of the Huitoto people, and officials said the oldest children in the group had some knowledge of how to survive in the rainforest. On Friday, after confirming the children had been rescued, the president said that for a while he had believed the children were rescued by one of the nomadic tribes that still roam the remote swath of the jungle where the plane fell and have little contact with authorities. authorities. But Petro added that the children were first found by one of the rescue dogs that soldiers took into the jungle. Officials did not say how far the children were from the crash site when they were found. But the teams had been searching within a 4.5-kilometer (nearly 3-mile) radius from the site where the small plane nosedived into the forest floor. As the search progressed, soldiers found small clues in the jungle that led them to believe the children were still living, including a pair of footprints, a baby bottle, diapers and pieces of fruit that looked like it had been bitten by humans. “The jungle saved them” Petro said. “They are children of the jungle, and now they are also children of Colombia.” AP NEWS

Portable slams critics days after welcoming fifth child

Portable slams critics days after welcoming fifth child

Popular street singer, Habeeb Okikiola, widely known as Portable, has taken to social media to address his critics and share a message of resilience. The controversial singer, who recently welcomed his fifth child, used his Instagram platform to respond to those who have been passing judgment on him.

After judging me please pray for me, I want to be perfect like you” Portable tells critics days after welcoming fifth child

Portable slams critics days after welcoming fifth child. Photo Credit: @portablebaeby Source: Instagram In his Instagram post, Portable urged his critics to put aside their judgments and instead offer prayers for him. The street singer highlighted the challenges he faces and acknowledged that while many men struggle to take care of a single wife, he is proudly supporting multiple baby mamas. The singer’s message is seen as a response to the criticism he has faced due to his personal life choices.

"After judging me please pray for me, I want to be perfect like you” - Portable slams critics days after welcoming fifth child (Video)

Portable slams critics days after welcoming fifth child. Photo Credit: @portablebaeby Source: Instagram Portable’s decision to have multiple children with different women has drawn attention and sparked debates among fans and followers. Addressing the issue, Portable emphasized the need for understanding and empathy. He encouraged his critics to view his situation from a different perspective and to offer prayers rather than judgment. He wrote; “After judging me please pray for me. I want to be perfect like you. IKA talk IKA understand” The singer’s use of the phrase “IKA talk IKA understand” is a colloquial expression in Nigerian Pidgin English, implying that not everyone will understand his choices and circumstances. See below;

Neville lands new coaching job 8 days after being sacked by Inter Miami

Phil Neville lands new coaching job 8 days after being sacked by Inter Miami

Former England, Manchester United, and Everton player, Phil Neville has made a quick return to coaching after being sacked by Inter Miami.  The English football legend has joined the coaching staff of Canada’s national team ahead of next week’s CONCACAF Nations League semifinal.

Phil Neville lands new coaching job 8 days after being sacked by Inter Miami

Phil Neville at an Inter Miami match. Source: AP Phil Neville was sacked as Inter Miami coach last week, just days before Lionel Messi announced he would be joining the Major League Soccer club. The former England women’s national team coach will work under John Herdman, the English head coach of the Canadian national side. Richard Shaw, the former Crystal Palace, Coventry City, and Millwall defender, is also joining Herdman’s staff and the pair will be involved in the two games in Las Vegas next week. Canada head coach Herdman said in a statement; “Both Phil and Richard bring with them winning experiences at the highest levels and have worked with some of the premier leagues top managers during their careers.

Phil Neville lands new coaching job 8 days after being sacked by Inter Miami

Neville shouting out instructions to Inter Miami players. Source: Getty “They’ll work as positional and unit coaches with the aim of helping us to win our first trophy in over two decades.” Canada reached their second-ever World Cup in 2022 and first since 1986 but exited at the group stage. They now have the opportunity for their first trophy since 2000 when they play Panama in the semi-finals of the Nations League where the winners face the United States or Mexico for the trophy. After ending his playing career with Everton in 2013, Neville moved into coaching and had spells as an assistant with Manchester United and Valencia before taking up the post of head coach with England Women’s National team, winning the SheBelieves Cup in 2019 and finishing fourth at the 2019 World Cup. Inter Miami came calling in 2021 but his time in the MLS came to an end earlier this month. The 46-year-old was sacked by long-time friend and Inter Miami owner, David Beckham, following a dismal start to the MLS season, which saw the Sunshine State-based team win just five games from 16, leaving them bottom of the Eastern Conference.

Nigerian senator, Annie Okonkwo dies few days to son’s inauguration as Rep member

Nigerian senator, Annie Okonkwo dies few days to son’s inauguration as Rep member

Former Nigerian Senator, Annie Okonkwo, who represented Anambra Central Senatorial District in the National Assembly, has died at the age of 63. Annie died on Wednesday after celebrating his 63rd birthday in a sick bed. Annie Okonkwo was a member of the Sixth National Assembly from 2007-2011. The death of Okonkwo, a great businessman, has thrown the people of his Community, Ojoto, in Idemili South Local Government Area, into mourning. Tony Uche, a politician and Community leader at Ojoto, told NAN that the death of Okonkwo was a huge shock to the people of Ojoto and the entire Idemili Area. Uche described the deceased as a worthy son and philanthropist of repute who touched many lives while he lived. According to him, “Yes it is true, Ojoto is in deep mourning. The death is a huge shock like a thunderbolt to the town. “It’s most tragic and unfortunate. We have lost a great Iroko and Ojoto is grieving. We are in rude shock. We wish it was not true because Agunechemba, as we call him, was recently in Ojoto where he participated actively in his son’s campaigns. During and after the elections, he socialised freely and attended many functions,” he said. He was billed to grace the inauguration of his son, Uchenna-Harris Okonkwo, as House of Representatives member for Idemili North and South Federal Constituency, Anambra

Edo civil servants rejoice as Obaseki reduces work days

Fuel Subsidy: Edo civil servants rejoice as Obaseki reduces work days to 3 a week

In the wake of fuel subsidy removal by the newly sworn-in president Bola Ahmed Tinubu, fuel prices have increased astronomically, leading to a rise in the prices of goods and services and the overall cost of living in the country. Hence, Governor Godwin Obaseki of Edo State announced on Tuesday that civil and public servants would have to commute to their workplaces from five days to three days a week in order to reduce expenses and hardship. Governor Obaseki in a statement made available to newsmen in Benin, said the measure was part of efforts to ease the sufferings currently faced by the people occasioned by the fuel subsidy removal. He said “The Edo State Government shares the pains of our people and wants to assure everyone that we are standing with them in these very challenging times. “We want to reassure our people that we will do all within our powers as a sub-national government to reduce the pains and ameliorate the sufferings our people are currently facing due to the current realities. “As a proactive government, we have since taken the step to increase the minimum wage paid to workers in Edo State from the approved N30,000 to N40,000. “We hope to increase it even further if more allocation accrues to our state from the Federal Government in view of the expected savings from the removal of the fuel subsidy,” the governor said. According to him, we know the hardship caused by this policy which has increased the cost of transportation, eating deep into the wages of workers in the state. “Therefore, the Edo State Government is hereby reducing the number of work days that civil and public servants will have to commute to their workplaces from five days to three days a week till further notice. “Workers will now work from home two days every week. “Similarly, for teachers and parents, their commuting to school will be reduced as the government is working on deepening the [email protected] initiative. “To create more virtual classrooms, thereby, reducing the cost of commuting on parents, teachers and pupils. “The Edo SUBEB will provide details on this initiative in the coming days,” Obaseki said. He said that to lower the rising cost of energy on the people, the state government would continue to work with the electricity companies in the state to improve power supply to homes and businesses. “Similarly, fiber optics connections are being made available to help our people work remotely, thereby reducing their cost of transportation,” he said.