JAMB postpones 2023 mock examination

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The Universal Tertiary Matriculation Examinations (UTME) mock examination, originally planned for Thursday, March 16, has been postponed by JAMB to Thursday, March 30.

JAMB postpones 2023 mock examination

According to Dr. Fabian Benjamin, the Head of Public Affairs and Protocol, this change was necessary due to the governorship elections being postponed from March 11 to March 18. He shared this information with reporters in Abuja on Monday. Dr. Fabian Benjamin said in a statement; “Candidates who registered early and indicated their willingness to take the Mock-UTME would be notified as to when to print their Mock-UTME notification slips, which would contain their centres and other details. “The Mock-UTME is an optional examination introduced by JAMB to provide opportunity for candidates to have hands-on experience with the system. “It also affords JAMB an opportunity to ascertain its readiness and that of its partners for the main UTME scheduled to hold between April 29 and May 12, 2023. “The board also uses this opportunity to announce that the 2023 UTME would witness some ground-breaking innovations to address observed infractions and centre failures. “For instance, in the new regime, if there is a delay of up to one hour before the commencement of a particular session, that session stands cancelled and would be rescheduled along with the candidates.’’ Furthermore, Benjamin emphasized that no examination would commence one hour after the scheduled start time, as any available vacant slot would be utilized for the session. “JAMB has made it mandatory that candidates must be notified of their new scheduled sessions or centres, as the case may be, before they leave their original centre. “In addition, no candidate would be allowed to spend less than one hour before submission of responses during the UTME. “Similarly, the new regime would make it impossible for candidates to login after one hour of activation of examination. “If for any reason an examination session is cancelled or cannot hold, candidates are not to panic as they will simply be scheduled for the next available session, which could be that same day,’’ he added. “Candidates are to note that any rescheduled examination is strictly to accommodate only those whose examination session could not hold on account of one reason or another. “It is not for those who were marked LATE or ABSENT for their session,’’ he stressed.

“No police for road; them no see fuel” – Big boys mock as they cruise in convoy (Video)

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Some big boys have poked fun at the Nigerian police as they cruise in a convoy of pricey cars.

In a video which surfaced online, the big boys were seen riding in their modern whips on a busy road. One of the car occupants remarked on how clear the road was of police and they turned it to a song. They could be heard singing ‘no police’ as they made a mockery of the force, saying that it was because they couldn’t afford fuel to patrol the roads. Their convoy took the advantage of the police’s absence to drive at high speed as they snaked their way between other cars on the road. Watch the video below:

Netizens mock Mama Rainbow visiting Jerusalem to pray

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Some netizens have dragged veteran actress, Idowu Phillips well known as Mama Rainbow for traveling to Jerusalem to pray for Nigeria. Mama Rainbow The scarcity of the new naira notes, fuel scarcity and many other pending issues in Nigeria have caused protests across states, where some citizens have been captured on cameras vandalizing banks and government properties, with some lives, lost. In the midst of the brouhaha, Mama Rainbow has revealed that she has traveled to the holy city, of Jerusalem. The veteran Yoruba actress, who is worried about the ongoing protests among Nigerians, revealed she is currently interceding on behalf of Nigeria and hoped the issues would have been sorted prior to her return. “I’m in Jerusalem all because of you NIGERIA 🇳🇬 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬😡🤔😢😢😭😭😭😢😢😢🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🤔🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲😭😭😭😭😭😭🤯🤯🤬🤬😡😡😡🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬”, she said as she shared a video of herself in a white garment in a video shared. However, some netizens have mocked the actress over her move and prayers for Nigeria. @Prince  commented: “rayer ya being prayin since 1945 😂. we need to pray to ogun lakaye this time he fastly answer prayer than strange jesus 😍👏 Na everyday una dey go church,mountain pray for nigeria na stil be same 🚶‍♀️ using bible and dem quran. swea nothing hapPen 👏 people need to Wise up”. @adebayorsey also wrote, “Mama we didn’t need prayer anymore nah common sense will need , God has already gave us everything, we didn’t need prayer for bad Government we choose them , if we want better Nigeria we need to choose as well , mama comot for sun go and relax we love you”. @sent_onemedia: “I’m sorry but how will God in Jerusalem answer for Nigeria. Nigeria will have to solve her problem just as Jerusalem did.”. @ay_baba: “Our mumu too much @Sirthermo “Get your pvc and Vote the right and best candidate (PO), no polling unit in Jerusalem.”. Watch the video below…  

“We don’t have to wake up in different hotels each morning” – Bella and Phyna mock ladies who sleep around for cash (Video)

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Bella Phyna ladies sleeping money

BBNaija ‘Level Up’ stars, Bella and Phyna mock ladies who sleep around for money, days after OAP Nedu Wazobia revealed he walked in on two BBN ladies with his rich friend.

Recall that the broadcaster had created an uproar after revealing how he had walked in on two ladies getting intimate with a wealthy friend of his. Bella and Phyna who has decided to make mockery of ladies who are in the habit of sleeping with different men for money.

In the video, Bella said that it feels fulfilling when she has her own money and can beat her chest and declare to have worked for it. Phyna added that what some ladies brag about which had probably been gotten for them by their client, she got hers by herself; nobody bought it for her. Bella chipped in by saying that unlike other ladies, at least they don’t have to wake up every morning in different hotel rooms just to make ends meet. Watch them speak below: