“How to catch any man you desire” – Jude Ighalo’s ex-wife advises women

"How to catch any man you desire" - Jude Ighalo's ex-wife advises women

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The ex-wife of footballer Jude Ighalo, Sonia, has taken to social media to dish out some relationship advice, offering insights on how to capture any man in a relationship.
The mother of three took to her Instastories to share her wisdom on the crucial elements that can make relationship work well.
In a post on her Instastories, Sonia speaks on the importance of respect in a relationship, noting that it goes a long way.

According to her, men appreciate respect, and it plays a key role in strengthening the bond between partners.
Sonia also mentioned that using kind words is important in a relationship. She emphasized the power of speaking kindly, suggesting that avoiding harsh words can make a significant difference and endear a lady to a man.
Sonia also touched on the significance of a nice approach, stating that how a woman approaches a man matters. A polite and respectful manner, she suggested, can go a long way in establishing a connection.
Additionally, Sonia talked about submissiveness, expressing that a woman who can humble herself and be supportive is more likely to attract and keep any man in a relationship.
She wrote;
“Nothing catches a man like Respect, Soft words, Nice Approach and Submissiveness.
Apply this and enjoy your relationship.”
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“If I catch you putting on that camouflage uniform again…” – Soldier dispatches stern warning to Kizz Daniel’s bouncer

Soldier Kizz Daniel's bouncer camouflage

An alleged Nigerian soldier has warns and heavily berates Kizz Daniel’s bouncer, Kelvin Power, for wearing army camouflage to do skits. The macho had gained media attention since his appointment as Kizz Daniel’s personal bodyguard and his hulk-like physique has been found intimidating to folks.

Soldier Kizz Daniel's bouncer camouflage

Alleged Nigerian soldier. Recently, he was seen shooting a skit while wearing an army camouflage and this wasn’t well received by a Nigerian soldier. The unidentified military man berated Kizz Daniel’s bouncer and expressed that he doesn’t really give a hoot about his muscular physique.

Soldier Kizz Daniel's bouncer camouflage

Atobiloye alias Kelvin Power. He stated that the uniform should never be subjected to such ridicule and if he ever catches him on the way, he would be forced to take action against him. ebuzztv said: “Na only Nigerian force dey get problem with people wearing their uniform. Developed countries don’t care. This is somehow sha” aphroditezee asked: “You don’t fukili care?” amandobazinta10 wrote: “Lol your father kit . Ode” flamez_of_black30 stated: “U know where and how to find him , and please go alone” iambuzor enquired: “Can you fight him one on one ? Abeg rest.” thegreatsalami remarked: “Rubbish talk…if them leave 2 of una your leg no go touch ground for atleast 30mins plus” mc_ichie penned: “This one no be army… Na amu” anyalisylvester advised: “No need to dey find am for road go kiss Daniel house go find am.” oniobos said: “Camouflage wey ppl de wear overseas. E reach una turn u criminalize it. Very shameful. Make una try get sense.” Watch the video below …

My juju don catch am

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Following news that Jaruma, an aphrodisiac vendor, is in rehab, Nigerian musician Seun Kuti took to social media to mock her. Over the weekend, word spread that Jaruma was receiving treatment for alleged substance misuse at a rehabilitation clinic in Karu, Abuja. It was also claimed that she is always requesting coitus. Please see the viral post below. Seun, one of Fela Kuti’s sons, went online after learning of the news to express his joy over Jaruma’s current situation. He stated that his ‘juju’ had finally caught up with her, recalling an instance in which she had called for his arrest for an unspecified reason. He further claimed that everybody who has ever criticized him will pay their own repercussions, citing the August fire that destroyed comedian AY Makun’s home in Lagos. The singer wrote, “SO UNA NO TELL ME SAY MY JUJU DON CATCH THAT PROSTITUTE WEY DEY SELL
TOTO LOTION GIVE GIRLS
See, let me tell all of you children. I AM AN AFRICAN O AND ALL OF UNA WEY TRY ME, I DEY TRY UNA BACK. FROM THE BURNT HOUSE COMEDIAN TO THE CRAZY TOTO CREAM SELLER UNA DEY MADT!!!”

“Fear catch me” – Beauty Tukura reacts to pregnancy photos of her

"Fear catch me" - Beauty Tukura reacts to pregnancy photos of her

Big Brother Naija reality star Beauty Tukura has reacted to some pregnancy photos of her went viral on social media. The reality star Beauty Tukura has expressed shock over some photos of her with a baby bump on Twitter. The photo of Beauty with the baby bump was shared by one of her fans online. "Fear catch me" - Beauty Tukura reacts to pregnancy photos of herReality star Beauty Tukura. Photo Credit: Ihechi. Source: Twitter The fan of Beauty Tukura identified as Ihechi photoshopped Beauty with a baby bump and told the reality star she couldn’t wait to see her carry her baby. “Can’t wait to see Etsanyi @BeautyTukura and her baby”. Upon seeing the pregnancy photoshopped photos of herself, Beauty disclosed that she was shocked but also said she also couldn’t wait to get pregnant.

Ghanaian man returns home to catch wife in wheelbarrow style

Ghanaian man returns home to catch wife in wheelbarrow style

A Ghanaian man has recounted how he caught his wife having an intense bedroom session with a pastor in their matrimonial home. The pastor, whose name was not revealed, was caught in the act and was sweating profusely after getting nabbed. The husband had returned home unexpectedly from a business trip to India and heard unusual sounds coming from his house. When he went inside, he found the pastor and his wife in the act. The husband reported that the pastor was using a large and tall organ to penetrate his wife and was telling her to keep quiet. Feeling heartbroken, the man rushed to the bedroom and found the pastor sleeping with his wife in a position similar to that of a wheelbarrow. The husband claims that he slept with his wife six times before leaving the house that day, so he was surprised to find her sleeping with another man. Watch the video below:

“I just dey use you catch cruise for long”

"I just dey use you catch cruise for long"

A heartbroken lady could not control her tears after her boyfriend said he was only using her to ‘catch cruise’ for long. She leaked her chat with the young man on TikTok who opened up about his true intentions towards her. According to him, he was not truly interested in her as he only agreed to be in a relationship with her to pass the time. The lady who broke down in tears shared a video of herself weeping after getting the unexpected message. @__morenikejimi28 said: “Omo dis is painful and funny sorry.” @iamgold5050 wrote: “Mine said that he hasn’t caught feelings after 9 months. Omoh I won die we broke up las las o babe put yourself together best is coming.” @yomikuncash said: “The guy na Oloribu. If he con run mad naw people will be saying nonsense. Alaye baje sorry sis you will be fine.” @ibrahimzubaidat added: “Omoh when you love the wrong person love will still find you dear. Take heart.” @blackdiamon003 reacted: “Some guys don’t know the repercussions of all these things that they are doing. Sorry dear.” @jessyrex0 ranted: “Even if u dey use me catch cruise,dem nor born u well make u send me this kind message cus I swear blod go flow, body go surplus.” See the post below: @baby_bella778 It is what it is 😢💔#trendingvideo #fyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyppppppppp #😩💔 #viralvideo #fyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyppppppppp #makemefamous #fyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyppppppppp #viralvideo #fyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyppppppppp #makemefamous #fyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyppppppppp #fyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyppppppppp ♬ original sound – Zimbabwe’s Finest😮‍💨

“Love isn’t real; any man you catch, eat his money!” – Bride advises ladies while on her way to get married (Video)

"Love isn't real; any man you catch, eat his money!" – Bride advises ladies while on her way to get married (Video)

A bride on her way to get married tells women that true love is not real and that men are irredeemable scums as she advises women to take money from them.

Bride love not real men scum

In a video which surfaced online, the unidentified lady was seen in her white wedding dress reeling off the advice to her gender. The lady who was in a car, ostensibly on her way to her church wedding, said that true love doesn’t exist. She added that men are scums and shouldn’t be loved by women. According to her, any man that a lady catches, she should strip him of every penny he has and then dump him. Watch the video below:

One day these platforms would catch you streaming farm guys

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Talented Nigerian rapper, Blaqbonez, takes to Twitter to write about his fellow artists, who operate streaming farms. One day these platforms would catch you streaming farm guys - Blaqbonez writes Blaqbonez, whose real name is Emeka Akumefule, made headlines a week ago, after the mocked singer, Portable over his arrest. Surfacing on social media yesterday, Blaqbonez directed his Tweet at Nigerian artists, who depend on streaming farms for chart numbers. He prayed that they will, one day, be caught by the platforms themselves, and everyone will see who the fraud it. Recall, BNXN, and Ruger dragged each other on social media over the issue of streaming farms. There have also been claims that certain artists do not entirely deserve the accolades that they receive. He wrote: “one day these platforms would catch you streaming farm guys, and then everyone would know the Yahoo artists from the real ones. continue” See post below;

“Typical of bad losers” — APC ridicules GRV for saying ‘Lagos will catch fire’

Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour GRV

In response to alleged threats made by the Labour Party’s governorship flag-bearer, Mr. Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour (GRV), during Saturday’s election, the All Progressives Congress (APC) in Lagos State has criticized his lack of sportsmanship. Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour GRV During the gubernatorial elections, GRV had alleged that a party member of his was shot and killed. He called out APC and INEC to impose an order to avoid a reaction that may cause ‘Lagos to catch fire.’ According to a statement released on Saturday, the ruling party’s Publicity Secretary in the state, Mr. Seye Oladejo, expressed that the APC had no justification for violence. “The attention of the APC has been drawn to a statement made by LP’s governorship candidate Mr Gbadebo Chinedu Rhodes-Vivour on Saturday’s elections. “He accused INEC and the police of `provoking Lagosians’ and warning that `if tonight Lagos State catches fire, it is not our fault’. He says `a lot of places are still under attack by thugs and hooligans of the APC. “This scaremongering is typical of bad losers who lack the spirit of sportsmanship,’’ Oladejo stated. “Should there be any breakdown of law and order in any part of our state, law enforcement agencies should know who to grab – Mr Rhodes-Vivour,’’ he added. Watch GRV’s speak below … Labour Party Governorship candidate Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour says that an agent of the party was shot dead in Apapa Lagos state pic.twitter.com/HmhaxM4pWL — GistReel.Com (@GistReel) March 18, 2023 Mr. Oladejo also mentioned that the APC is in the process of documenting reports of how its supporters were subjected to harassment and violence during the election, stating that some of the reports were particularly alarming.

“Now the LP candidate is playing the victim. This old trick won’t work; discerning Lagosians know they are all lies deployed to attract sympathy. “Our party has no need to be violent because we are sure of the glittering credentials of our governorship candidate, Mr Babajide Sanwo-Olu who will never be associated with violence. “We advise LP and its candidate to embrace peace instead of threatening to bring down the roof on everybody. It won’t work,’’ Oladejo stressed.

“Catch them young” – Little boy stuns netizens with amazing cooking skills as he’s filmed preparing Jollof rice, okra soup for his family (Video)

"Catch them young" – Little boy stuns netizens with amazing cooking skills as he's filmed preparing Jollof rice, okra soup for his family (Video)

A little boy has stolen the hearts of social media users as he’s filmed preparing a sumptuous meal for his family.
The little chef prepared two delicious-looking meals – a pot of rice as well as a mouthwatering pot of okra soup

He was seen meticulously adding the necessary ingredients to the food while he was being recorded by his mum.
Although, skeptics have stated that it can’t be the boy who prepared the meal; others have commended the kid’s mum for making efforts to teach the kid how to cook at such young age.
Watch the video below: